At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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