it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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