is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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