cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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