normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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