Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
