just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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