Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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