But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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