You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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