similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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