so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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