The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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