i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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