Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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