my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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