Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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