he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
we're so committed to being not committed
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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