did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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