Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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