why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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