i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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