I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
how drunk are you?
Several
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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