don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Less talking, more tequila
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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