just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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