i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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