strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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