No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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