I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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