Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I supernannyed him into submission
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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