are you still at the devil's house?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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