Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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