just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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