Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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