She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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