Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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