Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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