Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Randomize
