We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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