i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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