Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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