Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Are we still banned from the library?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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