I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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