you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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