I can't watch pbs sober anymore
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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