Just fell off a train. Bad.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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