Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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