just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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