i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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