why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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